September 29, 2009

The ‘gods’ must be crazy

Sometimes i look where i  be and what i have been through…and i nod my head like i got dandruffs.

i am used to treading on delicate grounds, full of fear, anticipation, anxiety…and the sweaty palms. Desperate last minute rushes are what i have been become enslaved to.

I am living life taking risks like i don’t care about anything anymore.

Interesting enough, after the dust settles, i still find myself calm and things have not fallen apart as they would have it.

But probably, they WILL fall apart. I strangely look forward to that.

Heading a team of scribes now, and how they look up to me, i think the ‘gods’ must be crazy to make me a leader…knowing how i am.

May be i am an ambitious pretender, maybe i make things happen with my ever burning freshness…but soon enough, my lackadaisical sides kicks in and everything comes tumbling down like a faulty domino.

I would want my life back…but what life?

This is my life.

I have realized without the achievements i hold dear, i am basically nothing. People identify me with those and as such, forget the flailing soul, escaping in the mist of his burning personality.

But really, this is what i want to do in life. I want to live journalism, eat design and sleep with reporters, screw editors lol…but the package never really comes full, Ever.

But i have to hold on to this…its my living hope of never having to think otherwise about my life, my past, all those things that drive me towards ripping out rare fetes.

Its the least i could do for me, my future.

August 13, 2009

The Most Annoying Person on Kenyan T.V.

We frequently hear from him and its clear what side he represents – more so , the bad name he gives to the Kenyan PR Industry…why, does he, oh why, does he have to make a fool of this government and himself by telling us things that even the dumbest of us all can see through?

Ati what Doctorate does he hold??

See, P.R. (Public Relations)  is not new in Kenya but it has taken blood sweat and many hours of dedication ny Practioners to reach where it is today. But it take someone high ranking as this to smear B.Crap on these efforts. But luckily, the private sector is making it on its own, w/out appearing to be the ‘liars’  (plainly put) that underly this proffession.

Well, Dr. Alfred Mutua, is the first government [propaganda] spokesman Kenya has ever had and has variously confirmed that…why do journalists still flock his office to hear the same old recycled lies? Arguments that make least sense…and really ashaming us in front of the Mijinjo speaking UG Spokesman with his contradictions?

How about this naming of streets. Wait, is it naming of streets or numbering them using 85 gsm Printing papers????????

How the hell is that suppossed to revolationized the way buildings can be identified? I mean, its a good idea, but, how broke is the government that i can’t afford sleek metal plates to do this excercise in the way 10 Downing Street is named and we are good to go?!

Oh, i am very proud to be Kenyan! (Mad props to the Know our country- thuoght their graphcs should improve!)

Very!

Blunt Kenya, ah, Brand Kenya…ahem… i understand that the later may or may not be his inititative but rather a brain child of Top Busy-ness people trying to package Kenya into a parcel…but shouldn’t this be Mutua’s task?

I have nothing personal against the man, in fact, at his, i admire his achievements, but he so looks that the boots he is filling are so not his! For a doctor, that is much bull crap to handle in that you stand there brain washed and read Xeroxed down speeches that are an insult even to his own intelligence!!!

I don’t mean that he should be radical…or anything…but, ADD SOME LIFE TO IT! Do it in style, like the Kyuks say: ta modo muthomi (like a Thome-d PERSON!). You think it’s impossible?

Remember when Iraq (read Sadam) was falling down to American troops huko kedo Two-Oh-Three? If you were a little bit kin, you may have noticed the famed Sadam Spokesperson, Can’t-R’call-His-Name…who even with tanks storming the building where he had the press conference, the man was still shouting pro-Sadam Slogans and how the Iraqi army was winning! The man was so (ridiculously) entertaining that even George Walked in a Bush himself admitted to be a FAN of the spokesperson! UK Sky News network even sent him a contract that soon after the regime had bite-d  the dust, he had a permanent job on the offing- he obviously rejected it and soon as Sadam fell, little has been heard of him.

In short, it is not a prerogative that to be a spokesperson, you have to be boring…just be, ah, [ridiculously] entertaining—

August 11, 2009

come back kid!

It’s been a while since i dusted the cobwebs off this space, but haikuwa kwa ubaya. There are enough and credible reasons as to why i had been MIA.

But i am back again!

I hope to harness enough loose minutes and come out blazing as i had originally intended.

Later

-thepenjugglist

April 15, 2009

Standard ‘flip over’ style a stale stunt

typoMr. Lampat was my High School Technical Drawing and Design (TD&D) instructor. And that is not all about him. Besides being a self-proclaimed bachelor for life, Mr. Lampat had certain queer behavior that translated to daily entertainment for students – to the point he was branded ‘chizi‘.

Being open-minded, i usually brushed aside this claims as we interacted in class severally and thought him as a creative jamaa…with just a different take in life. However, this never held ground or water for long…until one day, in the student’s dining hall, i, and the hundred of other students, spotted him reading a Nation newspaper up-side DOWN.

Now at this point, the last straw that i held to justify normal function of the man’s sanity…ah, yeah.

When the bald bold new Standard hit the streets some time last year, this some what reminded me of Mr. Lampat. I thought of it as well timed plan to tickle sales through some ‘crazy fancy’…but several months on, it has stuck on like a bad habit.

It may have made a complete makeover for that tabloidical look but this is mostly irritating than exciting now. Flip over flip over..arghh… i doubt we all have acrobatic dreams to be gymnastic experts?

*** that picture is of a badly spelt ‘apartment’ on Standard.

March 25, 2009

the death photographer

as the red light bleeded over everything and nothing in the dark room, his fingerprints made fresh imprints on the freshly printed photo.

Retracing it’s steps in the graph of time, the line of memory rose and fell like mercury up a therm, and slowly found its footing through the screams and spurts of blood.

the cold eye pierced the view finder and began ravishing on the mess and the beauty with long black hair thrown in (beautiful) disarray before resting on those lifeless talon nails slightly scratching her naked thighs, like a vulture stopped dead in time.

As laser light beams, his vision rose up again scanning the crossed legs deliberately positioned to partially reveal the gradual rising of her dark triangle -on cue, his dark heart lighted with heavy desire beating in his rib cage, like tums tums drums from West Africa.

He was now chocking with intakes of short hot breathes laced with the sound of her last sigh.

The ecstasy soon subsided and with tip of his index finger, he wound up the tale for sale : click, click, click, click.

January 25, 2009

Nation e-paper a thriller!

OK, almost.

The move by  Nation  Media house to have the paper appear as it is on print is a first in Kenya and it only re-assures the position of the media house in East Africa: second to none.

Sure, we should give credit where it’s due and after navigating throught the pages on its website, i had no reason at all to part with 35 bob, ever again…at least for the time being. What’s more, the website has it’s  FIVE main papers on the web-as-it-appears-on-print;  Daily Metro, East African, Business Daily, Taifa Leo and Daily Nation (main).

This is phenomenal in that, like your boss, you can have an array of all the papers for free…at least, till Feb 15.

The concept behind this move is not as complicated..and in ‘English’…the print paper has just been uploaded as it is, without excluding any stuff -adverts and all – unlike the online paper which runs selected stories.

You can print it out, email, diggit facebook, and all that…

Currently, it is running on Beta, meaning it’s a ‘test run’ till Feb 15.

From then, you have to pay, and read your choice as it is, from anywhere in the world.

This, i must say, is a big step in the development of new media considering this is the year Fibre Optic internet will make it’s debut (hopefully)…meaning the traditional media will not be left behind as Kenyans embrace fast internet and the packages that come with it.

It is also a first for advertisers (i am not sure if the cost of advertising has increased yet, but most probably, there must be changes in the revenue) as i have just discovered- you right click on the advert and you can directly email the advertiser.

That’s the short of it and hopefully, as the fire catches up, a more in-depth review will be up for your viewership pleasure.

Meanwhile, check out the ultimate newspaper on the web experience, before time expires.

-thekenyanewshound.

December 11, 2008

the ZuQka tarrif

Guys, i had to do this review before ZuQka mizuka-d us with more of their content tomorrow…of which (the content) i flipped through all the way to page sixteen, looking for something, that i never found.

That something is called, DIFFERENCE.

Well, for those not  in the know, this is a review of the newly launched (Friday) Nation entertainment magazine, widely thought to be a competitor of Standard’s entertainment rag, Pulse. It’s the newest significant  entrant in a world of entertainment magazines that thrive on nothing more than celebrity gossip, non-insightful features and the general crap that entertainment journalists tell us about their ‘friends.’

What is interesting is that the rush to be ‘first with the hottest gossip’ is so becoming a fad that Standard have ‘Super Paps’, Steven Meundo giving is the low down in showbiz, full page, on Monday! Grace Kerongo, of Nairobi (Rumour Daily) aka Nairobi Star is on widdit, daily, with her Words On column.

Buzz (of the Sunday Nation) is slowly fading away, long lost its sting and as predicted, will soon be a free flyer on the streets (haha).

And now we have ZuQka, Kenyan like anything- don’t Kenyans like reacting? We wait for problems to arise, grow and when they have devastatedly affected us, form a commission of enquiry to investigate…

But ZuQka promises much more than that, going by the first editorial rant. It aims to interact with readers on the Web- a nascent medium in this facebook error and thrive on it to develop what it calls ‘user-generated content…whatever that means, we’ll soon find out.

Their website, ZuQka.com is not yet up and they are promising various offering : blogs, forums all that a social network offers. If it manages to capture the audience on the web with a firm grasp and combine it with its hard copy magazine, this will work to its ’supremacy’ for it is treading on new grounds.

Mainly, Kenyan newspapers give web content as a by the way, offering several selected story from its main paper. Of late, this has taken another turn with the Nation doing an overhaul on their website making it more interactive and easy to navigate (and free content)  Standard has almost everything online. You can even comment, email the author of the story. What’s more, on the main  papers there are small adverts urging readers to comment and read the story online.

Once in a while, Nation publishes comments from its on-line readers.

Well, with this trend catching up, ZuQka couldn’t have come up at a better time and if things go alright with the site (haiya.co.ke owned eam-east africa magazines, owned by nation offers the same…) we’ll all be obliged to check with them sometime, make comments and enjoy this whole new idea.

In other words, ZuQka is ’see-ing’ far (inaona mbali) and is bound to curve a niche and soon we may all vuka to this new kid in the block.

some lil’ barbs.

i noted that the editorial of ZuQka went unnamed but it is pretty  predictable that it is the same team that works on Buzz magazine (the likes of TMK and Philip Mwaniki, blah). Well, by hiding their identity, doesn’t that hamper the interactivity of the magazine…to which editor would i write to? Anonymous editors?

Articles by Munene Nyaga, Ciku Muiruri and Ciku Kimani were fresh and i wonder whether they are ready to absorb new talent…

November 22, 2008

campus newsroom dramaz, ok, the introduction…

Everyone in our modest campus newsroom ought to be happy after none other than the VC complimented us on our last issue.

He said, in Chapel, of which am a rare attendant (but i don’t hate God of course!) that it was ’splendid proffessional work’ and all the scribes present were asked to stand…to the applause of the audience.

Such small but a meaningful honour, that i missed…

but let me take you through our system and small community before i loose you here, yeah, am yet to hit the ground blogging on this space.

I am part of a certain campus newspaper team, as insuniated before, and my little (in)significant responsibility…the bits i can remember – i lost the appointement letter…is that i put the paper, picture, text and everything together…yaani,in short, i do graphic.

so another intro to me (see how i feature much..hehe)

” hi, am the penjugglist and i do graphic.

Cool. The rest of us are a team of kedo 10 line editors (the ‘graphic’ included ;) ) and 20 reporters.

Basically, we collect news, features, photos around campus and compile a fortnight publication which most call magazine but we DAMN insist, for our blood, sweat, tears and toil (as Kamau M of weekend mag, Nation put it yesterday) that its a newspaper!

yes, like Nation, Standard but not Nairobi star ha ha.

well, it’s name?

Involvement!

For chrissakes, one Nation Broadcasting personality who visited a newsroom quipped uncharacteristically: you can’t sell a newspaper with such a name!We calmed him down and explained that its a ‘campus’ community paper and we definately not for sale…so you get the gist? Involvement – we get campuserian involved.

This semester is winking a sleepy eye and on looking to my right, on the schedule, we have missed the mark. We were supposed to chuck 5 issues by the end of the sem but we are on our way to having three only.

it’s understandable. We are students too. We juggle school work and other commitments with the paper, quite a delicate balance and i think we aren’t badly off.

Our last issue looked like this

and it’s the one that got several compliments…infact, many! on the layout (somebody say yee) content and otherwise…though, as the VC insisted, it was quite negative!

well, what we gotta do? We aint PR guys ha!

anyhow, we now working on the third and last issue which am putting together now…and it’s not bila drama. Our Chief Editor, Madam M told this guy, M that his opinion was bila any legz, head and all and the jamaa has gone ballistic!

He wont pick calls and am tempted to ask kwani we bembelezain anyone coz- ai, nobody wants his work edited!

it’s an issue, i tell you. the editor, edits your story and you can’t recognize it after that. several cases, i have heard…and i think the scribe and editors ought to put their heads together and come up with a comprehensive opinion thats unique in its own way.

otherwise, am one of those who dont champion for the kind of opinions that read something like : sijui five ways to pass exam, others are preachy and their kind.

macwell, thats the low down, hope with time, we’ll be getting in the drift of serious media-related blogging, both in campus and outside, sawaz?

Cheers.

-jjournalist.

September 26, 2008

is journalism mere typing or writing?

All through my life, especially in high school, I have been wont to change goal posts. One week I would dream of becoming an accountant while the next one I had a conviction that God meant me to draw and built better roads for Kenya. Clearly, I was headed somewhere. Or don’t they say the lost end up somewhere?

Well, I wandered enough in this valley of the undecided. Eventually, the love of the pen found me there, quite frustrated. Often, I scribbled hard feelings furiously. It turned into a habit and voilà! There was something I would wake up to at 4 a.m. and work on with an honest smile. I wrote for relief and have never given it up since.

However, don’t be tempted to think that I have masterpieces lying on my desk – that is a story for another day altogether.

Meanwhile, I joined University and discovered a student newspaper and my writing glands were whetted. Now, I wanted to join them, write, make a big difference on campus media and be happy! Well, let me say that in part I have achieved some of my aspirations. But I have reservations.

As a young sprightly reporter, I dashed from one corner to another, sniffing for hot stories – my editors were impressed by the crime stories i unearthed.

However, many by-lines later, I was at crossroads. I felt that writing news stories was not really giving me the satisfaction I yearned for. I wanted to answer more questions than 5W’s and 1H. I desired more than a rigid age-old hard news approach to stories.

But I still loved student journalism, no doubt. Okay, at least the sensational part of it.

While at it, I wanted to experiment with words, style, grace, themes and real art. Was creativity tagging at my cloak? Journalism didn’t seem to allow this. The search landed me at Literature’s throne.

Another battle was waging in my heart – what was the difference between them? Journalism, I thought to myself, is that which is read once whereas Literature continues to matter after being read.

Oscar Wilde, an Irish Playwright, would put it that the difference between the two is that Journalism is unreadable whereas Literature is unread.

As I am still a journalist at heart, I consider a fusion of the two a good idea. An article by one Egara Kebaji on ‘Literary Discourse’ in Sunday Standard (www.eastandard.net -Why Literature is core in Journalism) cemented my thoughts. In it, he stresses on the importance of Literature in Journalism and argues that through the former, one is able to understand the human nature.

This is a very important skill in journalism in that newspapers, magazines, radio stations and TV rely on human stories to survive.

Journalists therefore ought to appreciate literature because ‘literary training in essence makes one a cultured human being. A cultured human being is a balanced mind. It follows that a balanced mind allows for sensibilities that one needs in performing the duties of informing, educating and entertaining the public.’

So it would be true that literary knowledge in Journalism distinguishes a writer and a typist. Otherwise, it becomes a passionless activity of assembling 5Ws and 1H peppering it with a good dose of sources for that balanced news story.

Maybe Literature is that missing link I need for complete satisfaction in Journalism. For these reasons, I have immersed myself in literary works.

I have nothing against Journalism but I prefer it for information and entertainment rather for educational purposes. In fact, the three main functions of Journalism seem to be the last on their least.

Christopher Farley, a Time Magazine Pop Culture critic talks of journalistic writing being incredibly bad. Christopher has a novel on his life as a journalist, where I gleaned the title of my weblog from; ‘my favorite war. It chronicles his life as a journalist for a leading newspaper in his hometown and all through the text; I followed and identified with his experiences as a journalist.

There is need for Journalist to indulge in literature and its depth to appreciate their career more. Literature inspires, it provokes thinking and gives deeper meaning to life as well as understanding.

Furthermore, there are those young journalists who desire to brew their creative juices in the creative writing genre. Literature is the best avenue for that.

September 8, 2008

i am back again, hope i love it

we all blamed it all on post election violence. even when the baby soiled on itself-you get the drift. can i as well point my finger on it?
sure, but thats the past. lets bury it and hope it never happens again.
i am relatively new in the blogosphere aka web 2.0 and this is my journey to the 4th estate.
shooting from the hip now is not an option, to the other 3 estates as well as the filthy one, ha.oh, i mean, the fourth one.
even so, dont you think blogging is on a platform of its own? out of the zillion blogs worldwide, here lies one with a mindset of its own, as kenyan as matatu, as african as mutura.
you much welcome.
thanks for checking me out, ushikwapo, shikana- i’ll check yours too.
i remain
-the kenyanewshound
:)
keep reading.